lots of PC crap

I searched for "lots of PC crap" on some of the top Manufacturer's sites... lets see how they did:

HP's top page was their MediaCenter 864

Dell was hard to figure out... most of the hits went to their "Learn More" pages (wonder what you learn there) but the page that returned computers was at least a refurbished computer sale

Gateway cut the crap (so to speak) and took me straight to their products page

Alienware doesn't have a search box that I can find, but they have some quotes from funny magazines on this page. A bunch of nerds reading Playboy, Stuff, FHM, Entertainment Weekly, and Spin is just plain funny.